Lyrics: One-Sided Story


  1. Food
  2. Two Girls In One
  3. New Language
  4. Something Physical
  5. The One Thing
  6. No Safe Place
  7. Shave Your Legs
  8. Runs In the Family
  9. All I Want
  10. Forbidden Fruit
  11. Little Platoons (My Neighbourhood)
  12. Survival
cover of One-Sided Story

Moe Berg: guitar, vocals; Johnny Sinclair: bass; Kris Abbott: vocals, guitar; Dave Gilby: drums; Leslie Stanwyck: vocals, acoustic guitar. Producer: Todd Rundgren. Guest musician: Gary Windo, saxophone on "Survival." All songs written by Moe Berg, © 1989 EMI April Music Canada / Pursuit of Tunes, except "Food," "Shave Your Legs," "All I Want" and "Forbidden Fruit," which are © 1988.

Female vocal lines in italics

Food
Your love is like greasy fried noodles / Instantly gratifying - makes me want to come back for more / You fill me up and I'm hungry an hour later / Got to have another serving - give me a sweet encore / Come on over for some barbequed pork / I want to get you on my fork and then I'm gonna swallow you whole / Want to baste you on both sides get you nice and tender / Want you to melt in my mouth - give me a sensory overload /

Ring the dinner bell, I'm starving to death / Ring the dinner bell, I'm starving to death / Ring the dinner bell, I'm starving to death /

Sometimes you're a little like shake and bake chicken / A little hard on the outside but so soft within / I bite through your coating and you ooze all over me / I feel just like a pig with your juice running down my chin /

Ring the dinner bell, I'm starving to death / Ring the dinner bell, I'm starving to death / Ring the dinner bell, I'm starving to death /

For dessert how about a nice piece of your cherry pie / With some whipped cream on it, that would taste so unreal / After we're done I see you sucking on a cigarette / You know there's nothing like a smoke after a good hearty meal

Ring the dinner bell, I'm starving to death / Ring the dinner bell, I'm starving to death / Ring the dinner bell, I'm starving to death /

Two Girls In One
Well, she's two girls - two girls in one / She's the woman that she wants to be and the woman she's become / Don't even bother trying to figure it out / Go figure - two girls - two girls in one /

Well, she's never been hungry, she's never been poor / But when you tell her what it's like / She seems to know a little more / Yelling through the bathroom door / 'Bout how to liberate the masses / While she's putting on her lipstick / And curling her false eyelashes /

'Cause she's two girls - two girls in one / She's the woman that she wants to be and the woman she's become / Don't even bother trying to figure it out / Go figure - two girls - two girls in one /

She won't wear a ring on her finger / No man can tie her down / But she wears one in her nose / So he can pull her around / Sensitive and vulnerable, that's the kind she likes best / But he's got to have muscles / And a lot of hair on his chest /

'Cause she's two girls - two girls in one / She's the woman that she wants to be and the woman she's become / Don't even bother trying to figure it out / Go figure - two girls - two girls in one /

She provokes your lust just so she can refuse it / Sex is a weapon but only she's allowed to use it / She uses her whims to tell her what's wrong and right / And her ignorance to paint the world black and white /

'Cause she's two girls - two girls in one / She's the woman that she wants to be and the woman she's become / Don't even bother trying to figure it out / Go figure - two girls - two girls in one /

New Language
Don't make me speak in a new language / Just let me tell you the way that I feel about you / I sure don't want to offend anyone / But if you take away my words how can I tell you the truth /

An old-fashioned boy and a modern girl / The way that we talk turns our heads around / Your passion is real when I'm in your arms / But when you speak it gets watered down / I know I'm not very articulate / I can't express myself innocuously / But what I say - it comes from the heart / Must you distort the real meaning /

Don't make me speak in a new language / Just let me tell you the way that I feel about you / I sure don't want to offend anyone / But if you take away my words how can I tell you the truth /

I know it's been said that talk is cheap / But we know the power it really has / Must it be rigid and so benign / Can't it be free and efficacious /

Don't make me speak in a new language / Just let me tell you the way that I feel about you / I sure don't want to offend anyone / But if you take away my words how can I tell you the truth /

Don't make me speak in a new language / Just let me tell you the way that I feel about you / I sure don't want to offend anyone / But if you take away my words how can I tell you the truth / Please don't take away my words / And let me tell you the truth /

Something Physical
His kisses are like drugs / They turn your eyes inside your head / Your skin comes alive / And your brain shuts off / Then he turns on you and he's cruel and heartless / You can't figure out what went wrong / He's a hungry baby far from his mother / And you're no comfort at all /

There's something physical between you / That keeps you tied to him / Like chains, it'll drag you down /

When he's not around it's easy to intellectualize / That he's no good / So you sit at home and you sleep / And you dream a little more than you should / Then he opens the door / There's liquor on his breath / And perfume in his hair / He holds you close -- he's so warm and strong / And gradually you don't care /

There's something physical between you / That keeps you tied to him / Like chains, it'll drag you down /

Sometimes you don't hear from him at all / And the voice in your head becomes a shout / What has he got that you can't live without /

It's something physical between you / That keeps you tied to him / Like chains, it'll drag you down

The One Thing
I'm no ladies man - I don't run around / It's really not my style / I mean I like to flirt but I don't want to hurt / You could say I'm just a friendly guy / It doesn't often happen but sometimes I'll get a girl laughing / That's if she'll even give me a look / But when it comes to matters of the heart I'll tell you right up front / I'm playing by the book /

Baby, there is one thing I am saving just for you / Darling, I got one thing I ain't giving to nobody but you /

Sometimes if she's not shy I like to steal a little kiss / A little kiss if she's willing and young / Sometimes she'll be a little too eager / (I hate it when they almost choke you with their tongue) / That's when I back off and try and catch my breath / And think of what I've got to lose / She might be pretty and witty and fun but between the two of you / I know who I'll choose /

Baby, there is one thing I am saving just for you / Darling, I got one thing I ain't giving to nobody but you /

Sometimes I go too far - the girls just think I'm icky / They can see the boner in my pants / I know I should keep my hands to myself / But I can't - I just can't / My skin gets creepy crawly and I'm so alcoholly / That I know it's time for me to leave / 'Cause it all means nothing / I belong to you and that's something you'll just have to believe /

Baby, there is one thing I am saving just for you / Darling, I got one thing I ain't giving to nobody but you /

No Safe Place
I've got a little girl, though I know it won't be long / Before she finds another boy who will sit her by the fireplace / And sing her a song / And it feels like there's no safe place / In a world that's come apart / And the deafening sound of a bursting bubble / Wakes you up with a start /

Is there nowhere that is safe / Why can't we change the rules so I win / All I need is an escape / A temporary place to hide /

When she's coming in the door when she's walking out the door / Hard to tell which is worse / That false feeling of relief when she comes in / Or the empty feeling when she's gone / And every night on the streets the forces of darkness / Score another victory / And I stand with the timid waiting for the devil / To make a martyr of me /

Is there nowhere that is safe / Why can't we change the rules so I win / All I need is an escape / A temporary place to hide /

Fold up the tents and load up the trucks / 'Cause it's time to move on / If we only knew where to go / I hope that we'd already be gone /

And even when we're lying together / I make sure she falls asleep first / It seems when things are at their best / My mind starts to wander to things at their worst / So do I fall asleep and dream of a peace / That never will come / Or do I roll over and let her break the glass around my heart / And set off the alarm /

Is there nowhere that is safe / Why can't we change the rules so I win / All I need is an escape / A temporary place to hide /

Shave Your Legs
If you shave your legs I'll stay home every night / I'll defer to you; I'll let you win every fight / I'll forget about all the things that you said / All the times you've hurt me and left me for dead / If you Neet your legs I'll lie at your feet / I won't come home drunk and fall fast asleep / I'll ignore the fact that you've broken my spirit / That contempt in your voice, I'll pretend I don't hear it /

I'll do anything that you want / If it means that we can stay together / I'll do anything that you want / Can't we keep the peace and stay together /

If they're soft and smooth I'll be faithful and true / I'll forget all my friends that take time from you / I know you're not attracted to me any more / But we can keep that hidden behind our locked door / If they're sleek and shiny we can have a child / You can call it want you want, you can let it run wild / Just rub yourself against me once in a while / Let me run my lips down them, give me a reason to smile

I'll do anything that you want / If it means that we can stay together / I'll do anything that you want / Can't we keep the peace and stay together /

Runs In the Family
Paula's sister has legs as long as hers / Maybe a little bit longer / They're tan and shiny and newly grown / And they fit so easily on her / Paula's sister's eyes sparkle and flair / With the promise of her youth / Paula's eyes are beautiful but dark / Because they know the truth /

I guess that beauty runs, runs in the family / runs in the family / I guess that beauty runs in the family / It's as easy as DNA /

Paula's sister has no lines on her face / Nobody's hurt her yet / Paula's smile is still devastating / But I see it less and less / She looks a lot like Paula did / When we first met / Before I wore her spirit down / And filled her with regret /

I guess that beauty runs, runs in the family / runs in the family / I guess that beauty runs in the family / It's as easy as DNA /

I'm talking to her like an older brother / She's talking to me with her shoes off / She looks at me with innocence / I look away /

I guess that beauty runs, runs in the family / runs in the family / I guess that beauty runs in the family / It's as easy as DNA /

All I Want
There's no sound like the sound of you breathing / It's the sound that I want to put me to sleep at night / There's no word like the name that I call you / It's the song that I sing to make everything right / I don't want to change your way of thinking / I don't want to change what you believe / I don't want you to change a single thing / All I want is your hand tonight /

You are the heaven that I've chosen to believe in / Your face lights the light of hope inside of my heart / The miracle of when we're together / Lives inside of me through the times that we are apart / I don't want you to walk on the water / You don't have to prove yourself to me / I don't need you to catch the roof above me / All I want is your hand tonight /

Want is your hand tonight / Want is your hand tonight / Want is your hand tonight / All I want is your hand tonight /

Sometimes I think about you walking the street / Doing things that any other person might do / Sometimes I wonder what makes you think of me / Is it anything that I can follow you through / We don't have to be lovers in danger / Wouldn't put that kind of strain on you / Maybe we won't live happy ever after / All I want is your hand tonight /

Want is your hand tonight / Want is your hand tonight / Want is your hand tonight / All I want is your hand tonight /

We don't have to be lovers in danger / Wouldn't put that kind of strain on you / Maybe we won't live happy ever after / All I want is your hand tonight /

Want is your hand tonight / Want is your hand tonight / Want is your hand tonight / All I want is your hand tonight /

Forbidden Fruit
Why do men choose evil / Why do men choose pain / Why do I choose to see you again / Why do your eyes tempt me / Why do I want you so much / I know your body would break me, so I won't touch /

Forbidden fruit - the taste of sorrow / There'll be no turning back / You can't go back / Forbidden fruit - the taste of sorrow /

I try to avoid you / We can't be left alone / If I could just undress you, that's as far as I'd go / It makes me feel so guilty / I feel so ashamed / Maybe I'll go outside and wash you off me in the rain /

Forbidden fruit - the taste of sorrow / There'll be no turning back / You can't go back / Forbidden fruit - the taste of sorrow

Forbidden fruit - the taste of sorrow / There'll be no turning back / You can't go back / Forbidden fruit - the taste of sorrow

Little Platoons (My Neighbourhood)
My neighbours in the real world / Are like the people in my dreams / The numb walk with the wicked / And I walk in between / They're really hard to talk to / But they've always something to say / It's either thick and incoherent or undercut with rage /

Things out here can get a little crazy / People are aimless - not so smart / A bit lazy / Things in my neighbourhood can get a little rough / But that's where my room is, that's where I keep my stuff / It's where I keep my stuff /

Women around here don't fare all too well / There's usually a comment or a taunt from some loser who smells / The ones who get married or shack up don't last too long / Their men like to fight - sometimes with guns /

Things out here can get a little crazy / People are aimless - not so smart / A bit lazy / Things in my neighbourhood can get a little rough / But that's where my room is, that's where I keep my stuff / It's where I keep my stuff /

Some of the old ones have lived here for years / They keep their places nice in spite of everything / Once they had a meal for the lonely and downtrodden / Now they lock their doors tight - those days are forgotten /

At night there's a lot of yelling at each other and to themselves / I hope I never hear somebody's final cry for help / There's a lot of hate out there so I keep my head down / Past the 7-11, down my dark street till I get home /

Things out here can get a little crazy / People are aimless - not so smart / A bit lazy / Things in my neighbourhood can get a little rough / But that's where my room is, that's where I keep my stuff / It's where I keep my stuff /

Survival
When you get scared you come to me pleadingly / I must be there whenever you call / To betray your faith would be my greatest sin / Your love's so deep it makes me feel small /

Now it's me, not your father, keeping the ghosts away / When we kiss it's a bond that I cannot hide from / I can't hurt the one I'm trusted to care for / It's not love any more - it's survival /

When we're apart I cannot comfort you / But your heart is safe with me every night / When temptation's hand pulls me away from you / I must resist or forfeit my life /

Now it's me, not your father, keeping the ghosts away / When we kiss it's a bond that I cannot hide from / I can't hurt the one I'm trusted to care for / It's not love any more - it's survival /

Now it's me, not your father, keeping the ghosts away / When we kiss it's a bond that I cannot hide from / I can't hurt the one I'm trusted to care for / It's not love any more - it's survival /


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